A clean paintbrush. You take the pollen from the male flowers and put it into the lady flowers. The whole time I was doing this cheesy seventies porn music played in my head. Yes, I am really that immature.
I love it. And next question . . . how do you know the difference between a male flower and a female flower. As you can see, my parents never really explained the birds and the bees to me. They told me how babies were made, but just not how fruits and vegetables were made.
A lady flower have a little bulb at the base of her flower (that sounds funny). That is the future fruit. If the pollination was successful, then the little bulb will turn into a melon.
Fruits usually use bees to do this. Alas, there is a dearth of bees of late so I took it upon myself to be a bee.
Most fruits and vegetable have the methodology of flower= fruit. This is the first time I have ever had to actually had to do the male/female thing.
By the way, I have no idea what I am doing Magnolia. I just Google it.
I am a tiny Asian woman trying to navigate the Deep South. I have a profound love of all things deep fried.
I married a man seven years my junior (WHO IS THE ROCK STAR! JAYUUH!)
I have a well developed sense of humor and a poorly developed sense of spacial relations.
I share too much, which is why I need to blog to edit before I over share with people how often I poop and how I saw my first gray hair at 24 AND IT WAS NOT ON MY HEAD.
I had a child on February 2007 I had another child in October of 2011. My life has not been the same. It has gotten a lot better.
If you wish to contact me email me at minjenah at gmail dot com. I will respond, eventually.
5 comments:
Holy moly!!!! Good job:):)
Exactly how does one go about pollinating the cantelopes?
A clean paintbrush. You take the pollen from the male flowers and put it into the lady flowers. The whole time I was doing this cheesy seventies porn music played in my head. Yes, I am really that immature.
I love it. And next question . . . how do you know the difference between a male flower and a female flower. As you can see, my parents never really explained the birds and the bees to me. They told me how babies were made, but just not how fruits and vegetables were made.
A lady flower have a little bulb at the base of her flower (that sounds funny). That is the future fruit. If the pollination was successful, then the little bulb will turn into a melon.
Fruits usually use bees to do this. Alas, there is a dearth of bees of late so I took it upon myself to be a bee.
Most fruits and vegetable have the methodology of flower= fruit. This is the first time I have ever had to actually had to do the male/female thing.
By the way, I have no idea what I am doing Magnolia. I just Google it.
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