Empty Fridge

My friend N regularly teases me that she can determine my emotional state by how full my fridge is.  If I am unhappy, it is bare.

But my idea of an empty fridge is a lot different than most:




This is what it looked like when I came back from a two week vacation.  The milk was left by our friend who house sat.

But seeing the back wall of the fridge?

Just does not happen.